Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Barlow View Post
I used to buy cheap reading glasses at the dollar store when I wore contacts. Now I have glasses, which I keep on a string around my neck. At 3.5 diopter, my naked eyes work well for focusing, and, no longer being nimble, I can't step on the glasses around my neck.
Oh, I bet I could find a way! I once was on the riding mower in the Georgia midday heat. The gnats were particularly bad that day. I had new glasses in a slightly larger frame. While swatting a path through the gnats, I nicked the new glasses and flung them to the ground right in front of the mower deck. Not a cheap accident.