Bad:
Seller: I'm offering a Frankenheimer Splatoplatz 385mm f/9.7 in a Synchrosludge #4 for $900.
Buyer (via PM): I'm interested but only at $750.
Price Cop (out in public): Dude, those sell for about $500 on ebay. You might wanna reconsider your price.
Seller: Does that mean you'll pay $500 for it? Is that an offer?
Price Cop: No, I'm not in the market, I'm just sayin...
Buyer (via PM): Nevermind--I guess this is overpriced. (Buyer goes away without Splatoplatz, wondering if he snookered himself.)
Seller: (Quietly slits his wrists)
Better:
Seller: I'm offering a F. Splatoplatz 385/9.7 in a Ssdge #4 for $900.
Price Cop, in a separate thread: Does anybody have any idea what a Splatoplatz goes for? I see one for sale that seems high.
Price Cop Enabler, in other thread: Depends on the condition. I've seen them go for anywhere from $500 for a crappy one on ebay to $900, but they are rare.
Buyer (in original thread, after reading Price Cop's thread): Would you sell it for $650?
Seller: No, price is firm.
Buyer: (thinking: I would have paid $750, but I say...) But I read Price Cop's thread where it isn't worth that much!
Seller and Buyer: (grumbling and nobody happy)
Best:
Seller: I'm offering a F. Spltpltz 385/9.7 for $900
Buyers: (no response)
Seller: Okay, I'm bumping this with price reduced. How about $825?
Buyers: (crickets chirping)
Seller: Okay, here's another price reduction to $750. Last chance before ebay.
Buyer: PM Sent.
Price Cop (to himself): Wow, I guess these were worth more than I thought, or (and this is okay, too) Wow, that guy got suckered.
Worst case is the buyer paid maybe $100 too much, but he got what he wanted. Everybody's happy, even though the seller had to reduce his price. It was his choice to reduce the price in order to make the sale, not because of some do-gooder upsetting potential buyers.
In Price Cop's world, there are poor souls reading the For Sale forum just ready to be ensnared by someone (gasp!) wanting $900 for a Frankenheimer Splatoplatz. The price cop assumed there were buyers unwilling to Google it and find that the going rate for one in the pictured condition was about $600-800. So, on the off-chance that there might be a sucker out there needing to be saved, he sets up potential situations affecting the happiness of buyer and seller for all potential buyers. Someone will end up thinking they got snookered, and because of the comments of someone with no stake in the transaction.
And that's supposed to be the charitable thing for the "community".
Rick "who always wanted a Splatoplatz" Denney
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