Maybe Cyrus could do with one of these...
http://www.photoattorney.com/2007/09...statement.html
(though knowing the way it goes in most of these encounters -
Cop/Jobsworth [putting down donut]; "huh - it says there you're a terrorist"
Photographer; "no, it says I'm not a terrorist"
Cop/Jobsworth [takes another bite of donut]; er - so, you say you're a terrorist?"
Photographer; "no, I'm saying I'm not"
Cop/Jobsworth [slurps coffee from 711 cup]; "well, that's not what your shirt says - assume the position buddy. Oh and give me your memory card'
Photographer; "um - it's a large format camera - it doesn't have a memory card"
Cop/Jobsworth [scratches ass]; "ha - and you were trying to get me to believe you're a photographer" )
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