blue stain on pants

[Paul Metcalf]

"Hell, dumb question for the whole month"

And what has to be the best answer of the year so far:

"Perhaps it's related to the loss of your left gonad? "

I'm still on the floor LOL...

[Christopher Nisperos]

1. wear an apron

2. stop making love to Smurfs (and tell your wife the truth . . . she surely won't get jealous)

While you're at it, cut out that "old Kodak hard rubber dip", whatever the heck it is.