Thanks, Ellis.

But my former clients would have butchered them. Bigtime!

Did I ever tell about the time my boss shot a mahogany piano bench? Knowing what the lithographer would do to it, he beefed-up the highlight along the edge of the bench with a heavy stripe of white china-marker grease pencil.

Then there was the time the printer, needing a b&w shot of a fried egg, "recycled" an ad for sliced bologna by having the in-house airbrush artist add a "yoke" to it.