Lesson learned, never shoot analog at a digital event.

[Tin Can]

Yes Drew, I am sure cell phones will move into the body.

I can't wait. I already gave up my cell phone, it was as annoying as beepers once were.

The only way to contact me is with email.

Every social setting is a digital event these days. One cannot even sit down in a restaurant at peace without some kind of
cell phone ruckus going on in the background. I was trying to take a nap in my truck the other day and some woman in a
sedan about fifty yards away was screaming and cussing into her cell phone for about half an hour. Why didn't she just turn
the volume up? I figure that within the decade genetic engineers will find a way to program the human genome so that
digital devices automatically grow inside the brains of the next generation. Of course, there will be less room in there for brain matter per se, but medicinal pot will allow honeycombing of the appropriate lobes, which will be deemed obsolete anyway.

[Jac@stafford.net]

He believed "the customer is always right." I believed you have to set boundaries.

Buyers are liars.

[Drew Wiley]

It's all a big conspiracy, but how it will pan out, I have no idea. The geeks are trying to develop alternate life-forms based upon silicon rather than carbon. The plastic surgeons have already developed silicone life forms. Monsanto is trying to exterminate every species which can't metabolize genetically-modified high-fructose corn syrup. And there are several other
companies which have substituted the ACTG DNA-sequence with a chain of MSG... (not sure what the fourth component is yet...). We'll just have to evolve.

[SergeiR]

Yes Drew, I am sure cell phones will move into the body.

time for upgrade to Human 2.0.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NejmRupa54I

[Tin Can]

...'worse than dead, upgraded.' Coming soon to schools everywhere, too late for us...

time for upgrade to Human 2.0.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NejmRupa54I

[goamules]

One of us could always host an iphone workshop for $7500 http://www.focusonnature.is/photo-wo...raphy-iceland/

[Tin Can]

No way, not unless Ken Rockwell is there! I have my principles...

lol or crying, not sure

One of us could always host an iphone workshop for $7500 http://www.focusonnature.is/photo-wo...raphy-iceland/

[cepwin]

Rotfwl.

next year take a wet plate rig complete with suitably painful posing clamps for the long exposure.
Keep the subjects in place until developing is complete, you may need to redo the first shot...

After all it is your art form. Get that lopsided grin working and say softly.."i love those clamps...."

[barnninny]

It's all a big conspiracy, but how it will pan out, I have no idea. The geeks are trying to develop alternate life-forms based upon silicon rather than carbon. The plastic surgeons have already developed silicone life forms. Monsanto is trying to exterminate every species which can't metabolize genetically-modified high-fructose corn syrup. And there are several other
companies which have substituted the ACTG DNA-sequence with a chain of MSG... (not sure what the fourth component is yet...)

Ball bearings.

[Tin Can]

It all started with shot towers.