Quote Originally Posted by Drew Bedo View Post
As my Daddy used to say, "Santa won't come till you go to sleep!"

As Ben Franklin put it, "A watched pot never boils."

As my drunken uncle once said, "A bird in the hand is worth two if by sea!",

I never did understand that one.
"One if by land, two if by sea" - ride of Paul Revere? Think the drink provided the bird!