Q: How many a..holes does it take

[Bill_1856]

Q: How many total assh...s does it take to make an otherwise perfectly ordinary thread into a hilarious clusterfu.. of invective and personal charactor assassination?
A: At least four is a good start (to paraphrase the dead lawyers joke). See "Joel Meyerowitz interview" below.

[BrianShaw]

Two (2) is sometimes two (2) too many.

[Walter Calahan]

See "Joel Meyerowitz interview" below.

Below where?

[Jorge Gasteazoro]

About as many as it takes to post a new thread asking the question...