So where's that "hand slapping the forehead" emoticon for ebay listings?

[E. von Hoegh]

I guess this kind of thing is really to be expected sooner or later. A friend of mine asked a young employee at a department store where the film was. The poor kid had no idea what film was. When they finally found it, he was amazed at this new thing called "camera film".

You really want to have some fun? Years ago, Radio Shack sold Lifetime Guarantee vacuum tubes. Try bringing one in and getting it replaced.