Uncommonly strange lens names

[goamules]

I thought there used to be a post of ultra rare lens names, but cannot find it. I just found one:

RAPID RECTALINEAR - A lens that has it's head far up it's a**. For sale: 380335973253

Older:

Velveetar - The front element of a Velostigmat matched to the rear of an Ektar. Used for taking cheeze pictures for gourmet magazines....

[cdholden]

Didn't Mark Sawyer just post about his Velosi-Raptar?

[BarryS]

Hmmm, I notice the seller is Pacific Rim Camera.

[Dan Fromm]

Wrangulon -- specially designed for photographing disputes

Biogong -- The 'dinner is served' lens

[sultanofcognac]

Strangulon: lens you absolutely must have but wife won't let you buy… so you creep up behind her, grab her by the neck…

[Struan Gray]

Bartar : a lens for swapping

[c.d.ewen]

Berito, in case you get hungry.

Charley

[Dan Fromm]

Hangulon -- for executions

[MIke Sherck]

There was a New York shop which used to list all sorts of old lenses in their magazine adds; "Lens & Repro", something like that. I used to read their adds just for the lovely names...

Mike

[Mark Sawyer]

Hmmm... this reminds me, I need to play with my old Iwswgon this summer...