I haven't seen a dedicated still-life thread here, at least in awhile. So, since I never seem to get out and about with my monorail, how about a picture thread for the homebound? I'll start:

We have a puppy. He's a six month old, 50 lb Australian Shepherd. He chews up everything in the back yard. Yesterday while I was away, he chewed the drip irrigation system timer right off the hose bib, causing water to flood for an hour or so, until a neighbor spotted it and turned it off. He chews everything. He broke into the composter so he could eat...dirt? Lawn clippings?

This is the first of a series. "Things the Dog Has Chewed."

Toyo-View C, Kodak Anastigmat 6-5/8" (154mm) barrel lens, mounted in front of a packard shutter. Shot wide open at f/4.5. Burned up the last of my Ilford Delta 100 on this (shot at ASA 50). Digitally toned, because I care about you guys.