Originally Posted by
David Swinnard
Don't take two D-cell carbon-zinc batteries apart. Don't take the internal carbon rods from said batteries. Don't take an old lamp cord and strip a few inches of insulation from the ends.
Finding a couple of pieces of wood to drill appropriately sized holes for the carbon rods is likely OK - you could make something useful from them, but don't shove the carbon rods into the holes. If you do this it may lead to finding a third piece of wood to smack the other two bits onto - carefully separating the carbon rods you shouldn't have pushed into the holes, by about "that" much. Don't EVER wrap and tape the stripped ends of the lamp cord around the outboard ends of the carbon rods. Most especially don't avert your eyes from the evil assembly you shouldn't have made and plug the end of the cord into the nearby socket on the front porch.
If you do, there might be a very bright flash, and a loud noise followed by an even louder noise of a bellowing father wondering what the !@#$ happened and why the lights went out. You might escape a spanking 'cause you're just a bit to old to be spanked - maybe.
You might also learn some new words.
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